“Bum Cluck”

Stunt double, not actual rooster of record.

Every morning for the past couple of months our neighbor’s feathered fiend, resembling the one in the photo, has been crowing in the early morning well before sunrise. Sometimes it sounds like a normal rooster cock-a-doodle-doo, but other times it sounds more like a raspy shriek that might be heard from an old lady who has accidently stepped into an ice-cold shower.

We have come up with various names for our nemesis, some of which will never appear in this blog site, but only recently found a fitting moniker. “Heihei” from the movie, “Moana,” seemed like a much too sympathetic character, and Saturday Night Live already had claim to “Turd Ferguson,” so, we finally settled on “Bum Cluck.” Yep, that suits him perfectly.

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Published by eskildoodle1

Retired physician with interests in writing, photography, music, and astronomy. I have written multiple stories of life experiences, travel, and astronomy, and have been playing the ukulele for 10 years. My wife Fairy and I travel frequently to the Pacific Islands of Hawaii, and French Polynesia, and I have learned several of their native-language songs. This blog will be a forum to share experiences with family and friends.

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